Jamie Lee Curtis is intent on staying in the spotlight, despite the fact that the last watchable thing that she's done was playing Dina Lohan in Freaky Friday 7 years ago (Get it? Dina Lohan is Lindsay's mum? She played Lindsay's mum? Keep up people!). So she's apparently decided to take her kit off and swim in a pool for a magazine shoot to show us how awesome it is to be old.
She tells AARP magazine (A magazine exclusively read by the elderly as they await the cold hands of death),
"I want to be older, I actually think there's an incredible amount of self-knowledge that comes with getting older. I feel way better now than I did when I was 20. I'm stronger, I'm smarter in every way, I'm so much less crazy than I was then."Pfft. You might be stronger and smarter... but you have wrinkles... and your boobs sag... And you have creepy white hair... And instead of acting in brilliant movies like Halloween you act in shite like Christmas with the Kranks. Yeah... Growing old is an adventure. A terriffic adventure. Still I guess it's better than the you were born, eh Jamie? You know with the penis and all? (Read the disclaimer... You can't sue me for lying! Hah!)