Maybe it's the aristocratic features or the affected accent, but should any of us be surprised that Hugh Grant is a huge fan of the Queen? After an amicable breakup with Hugh, ex-girlfriend Jemima Khan spreads the dirt...nothing particularly scandalous, but if you read between the lines, a dirty mind (like mine) can have so much to think of.
Jemima said that Hugh was obsessed with the Queen and would say and do anything to be around her. He even had a room dedicated to her, with pictures, posters and cheap souvenirs adorning the walls and cabinets...oh wait, that's Britney Spears and her obsession with Princess Di, wrong psycho celeb.
Anyways, he even dreams about her and has Jemima dress in conservative tweed skirts and suits during their bedroom games...well, not really. Yes about the dreams, no about the sex-games. What is wrong with my mind?! Ok, just bare facts...those obviously cannot bring about any perverted suggestions from me.
"He'd dream about her regularly and would accept the most unlikely invitations just for a chance to see her,”
She even narrated one incident with the Queen.
"She asked him politely what brought him to a reception for the Italian president, for example, and he claimed to have a passion for Italy,”
"I put her straight, 'He came to gawp at you again, Ma'am'. She nodded wearily."
There will be no mention about leering at the Queen, dirty thoughts or otherwise...
26
Apr
Author: tigger // Category:
Hugh Grant,
Naomi Campbell
Hugh Grant apparently wants to be like Naomi Campbell, but I think he's missing the point. She throws cellphones...thats classy. You throw baked-beans...that just makes me laugh. She hits her own staff...you throw things at random stalkerazzi on the street. She does community service, you get arrested. C'mon Mr Grant, get it right!
Photographer Ian Whittaker told the Daily Star tabloid that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the ''Four Weddings and a Funeral'' star.
Whittaker said Grant abused and kicked him on Tuesday before lobbing the beans. The paper printed photos of Grant with a plastic tub of food raised over his head.
21
Feb
Author: tigger // Category:
Elizabeth Hurley,
Hugh Grant
Hugh Grant is giving his ex-girlfriend and her husband-to-be a monkey for their impeding wedding. He's also an usher at the wedding, and will also give some sad little speech.
A friend is quoted to have said
"Hugh will be like a co-host alongside the best man on the day. He will be making a speech - but pointedly it will be clean. It will be a comedy turn, but there will be no smutty little asides of innuendoes about the relationship they had all those years. "
Oh C'MON!!! Where's the fun if he doesn't mention the fact that he did it with Liz Hurley like, loads of times? Here's his speech for you, or how I see it. "Ever since I've known Liz, and believe me, I know her very well -wink wink-, I've known what makes her happy, I know all her Ins and Outs -nudge nudge-. Today, she's here with this dark fellow, and I know why she's marrying him...he's rich...HAHAHAHA (posh British giggle) No, I'm just joking of course. Lizzy is marrying this man because he makes her happy, because she needs a man in her life who doesn't cheat on her, like I did. Liz, I just want yooiu to know, I'm here for you always, especially when Nayar is out of town, just like old times! -Wink wink, nudge nudge-
Seriously, how uncannily accurate is that? I got the prissy British accent down flat!
