Heidi Klum is nice…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Britney Spears, Heidi Klum, Seal
Victoria's Secret model, fraulein (It's German people... I'm trying to keep it classy here!) and overall hottie, Heidi Klum, has offered a helping hand to a (supposed) victim of drugging, kidnapping and extortion... Britney Spears (Who else?)! The model who lives with her husband Seal has offered Britney a safe haven from the paparazzi... her home! (Do you wonder why I keep doing the ellipsis (better known as the three dot thingy) with the exclamation mark at the end?... me too!) Heidi is reported to have told the Associated Press,
"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months."
If Heidi told me that I can come live with her it would be the happiest day of my life! She supposedly has nekkid pictures of herself all over her house! And then she'd serve me Bratwurst and Eierkuchen (Still German), before we could settle into a nice evening of me watching her and Seal get jiggy with it. Good times.

Gisele Bundchen is rich…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Adriana Lima, Alessanda Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Kate Moss
Brazilian model, Gisele Bundchen, topped Forbes 2007 list of richest models (Models who earned the most this year). She earned a staggering 33 million dollars. More than triple the earnings of second placed Kate Moss (who earned 9 million). The rest of the top 5 consisted of Heidi Klum ($8 million), Adriana Lima ($6 million) and Alessandra Ambrosio ($6 million). ... So... They get paid to publicly prance around in their underwear? But when I do it, suddenly it's all, "Put your clothes Back on" and "You dirty Pervert!". Where's the justice in the world?