Former model, high-class hooker and general one-legged-greed-machine (TM), Heather Mills, is still fuming that she managed to "only" squeeze 48 million Dollars out of the pockets of Paul McCartney in their divorce suit.
Now Heather is out to get more cash from Sir Paul, by hiring forensic Accountants to ascertain that McCartney is worth far more than 400 Million Pounds. She says that he cannot possibly expect her to support their child on the measly 70000 Dollar annual allowance granted to her by the court.
... Wow... That child is screwed. I mean... Really screwed. It'd be better off raised by Michael Jackson. In the jungle. Surrounded by Wolves. And Malaria carrying mosquitoes. Without TV. You read that right... The child would be raised better by Michael Jackson in the jungle surrounded by hungry wolves and mosquitoes... without TV.
I don't want to call Heather Mills a gold digger but... Wait... Actually I do. So I will. Gold Digger!
It felt good to get that off my chest.
Talk about a good bargain! Spend a few years married to an almost-legendary singer and walk away $110 million richer. That's the story of Beatles singer Paul McCartney and his estranged (soon divorced) wife Heather Mills. After 5 days in court, a settlement was decided on that awarded Heather $40 million straight up and $5 million every year in child support until their 4-year-old daughter Beatrice turns 18.
Paul McCartney's former lover, Heather Mills, has decided that there is a market for a sex manual for females and she apparently sees herself as the ideal person to fill that gap... not her per se... her book, I mean.
Apparently Heather considers herself to be something of a "sex guru" and is hoping to teach woman the fine arts of nabbing a man and keeping him satisfied. However Mills is worried of the backlash she might face and plans to release the book under a pseudonym.
A source says,
"I think Heather would like to set herself up as a female sex guru." "But she is worried what people will think of her so she discussed the possibility of releasing the book under a false name." "Heather believes there is a gap in the market for a good sex guide for women, as manuals are normally written from a man's perspective." "She wants to give her little secrets away on how to attract a man and how to keep him happy in the bedroom." "Despite the breakdown of her marriage to Paul, neither has ever said anything bad about their sex life."I think there's a reason that there's a lack of female "sex manuals"... It's because men are very easy to satisfy. Seriously... want to nab a guy? Flash your boobs, Voila! Want to satisfy a guy? You know what you have to do... Nothing fancy. Now if you want a relationship... that might be tough... But than Heather Mills probably isn't the best person for relationship advice.
Basically, it boils down to the fact that he's a lonely man old man.
Actress/singer MARIANNE FAITHFULL believes SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY married HEATHER MILLS because he was lonely following the death of his first wife Linda. The British star claims the reason behind the former Beatle's quick marriage to model Mills was because he did not want to grow old alone. She says, "He's going through such a terrible time. It's hard to imagine how he got himself into his current mess. "He wasn't used to sleeping alone. He missed Linda. Poor Paul."There are better ways of staving off loneliness out there, right? He could have bought some cats...or a monkey...those are always entertaining. Let's just all sympathise for poor rich Paul McCartney, who will be alot less richer once he pays up the divorce settlement. Awww, poor Paul.
I just thought it was a juvenile revenge to get back at your Ex by writing about them in songs. But apparently, big stars do that too.
ContactMusic reports:
Music legend SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY uses the break-up of his marriage to HEATHER MILLS as inspiration for his new album, declaring he is finally happy. The Beatles singer makes references to his estranged wife throughout his album, Memory Almost Full, suggesting he is over the relationship which ended last year (06). In a track entitled Mr Bellamy, MCCartney writes, "No one to tell me what to do, no one to hold my hand. Nobody here to spoil the view, interfere with my plans. I like it up here without you."Writing about your failed relationships in songs is just one step up from writing about them in your diary or blog. Dear Diary, I hate Heather, she's sooo mean! She's trying to take lots of my money. The poo-poo head. I wish I could shoot her. Love Paul.