On Saturday, 911 received a call from someone which asked them to get to Heather Locklear’s house ASAP, because she was about to attempt suicide. The call however did not originate from Heather’s home and when the Fire Department got there, she was found to be alive… and well… alive.

Heather Locklear’s rep issued the following statement to TMZ

“[I] spoke with Heather and she is fine. She never requested medical assistance and did not place a 911 call. Nor did anyone from her house call 911 or place a call requesting medical assistance.”

… Well… That was an anticlimax. Not that I wanted her dead or anything… Just thought it would be cool… y’know… If she had come out with an axe or something… and started speaking Latin… And… umm… attacking firemen while calling them by their first names… and telling them she was going to eat their kids… also calling them by their first names…

Yeah… I guess not. Boring.

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