SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

After Muslim groups protested her whor-ish concerts. Gwen Stefani has decided to cover up for the Malaysia leg of her World Tour. Stefani, who is due to perform in Kuala Lumpur on the 21st of August was branded "obscene" and "indecent", by certain Muslim groups in Malaysia. Mobile phone company Maxis Communications, who is sponsoring the show, said:

"Gwen Stefani will abide by the Malaysian authorities' guidelines to ensure that her show will not be offensive to local sensitivities."

Malaysia's Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry officers are set to attend the concert to ensure the country's cultural ethics code is respected. Female artists must be covered from the top of their chests to their knees and can't wear clothes featuring offensive messages or images referring to sex or drugs. They are banned from shouting, hugging or kissing during their performance and must not throw anything into the audience. ... I get most of the stuff (Seeing that Malaysia is like 95% Muslim)... but what's wrong with throwing things into the audience? It's not like she's gonna throw a bomb or something... She's not Muslim. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Wait... why is no one laughing? Sorry Muslims... just a joke... like Hilary Duff calling herself an actress.

At least the Malaysian ones do... Or at least some of the Malaysian ones do... Or at least some nutter releasing statements does... Reports today, say that Gwen Stefani could be forced to cancel her show in Malaysia, after a Muslim group branded her "obscene" and "indecent" Mohamad Hilmi Ramli, of the National Union of Malaysian Muslim Students said:

"Her video clips promoting the event are too obscene. We want the organisers to cancel the concert, failing which we will ask the authorities to intervene."

I always find it funny when these religious sorts act like they're castrated, with their high and mighty, "God hates you but loves me" quotes and their fiery speeches... Before they rush home to their massive porno collections (Or Gwen Stefani music videos) and make some knuckle babies. Good times.

Pop Star Gwen Stafani has crushed rumours that her marriage with Gavin Rossdale is in trouble. The rumours appeared when a track on her new album was titled “Breakin’ Up” and apparently this was a sign about how she felt about her husband having a teenage daughter with another woman. Gwen just says that she’s happy with Gavin. And we shouldn’t take her songs literally, its just a song about losing someone…so whatever, stop over-analyzing her songs. Once, I over-analysed my dreams and I almost went insane. Did you know a cigar in a dream can mean a penis? Did you know smoking a cigar on top of the Eiffel tower in a dream can mean two penises and that means you’re gay? I would have been worried about it all, except that I’m a girl and I don’t have a penis…well, not since the operation anyway.