Well, that’s if the counselling doesn’t work, but whatever. Who would want a controlling, manipulative, domineering and Kaballah-obsessed psycho as a wife? I know Kaballah is supposed to be some form of Jewish mysticism or something, but if I had a sect/organisation I laughed at, Kaballah comes right after Scientology.

Apparently, the pop queen and director husband Guy Richie are having serious problems, ranging from who’s hogging the blankets (leading them to sleep is separate beds) and Madonna’s obsessive-compulsive need to wear bits of red string and declare spiritual enlightenment. Yeah, so in essence, Madonna’s a has-been, Guy Richie is a never-been and I’m queen of all cocopops. The End.

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