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Jesse gets a porn tattoo

Posted by tigger in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe

While we continue to hear about Jesse Metcalfe moping and begging behind his ex-girlfriend Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud, he says there’s a different story behind it and his new tattoo has a new meaning for him.

The actor and wannabe singer got a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend on his arm, showing her naked and lassoing a heart in front of sun shaped like Ireland…Do I really want to know what that surrealism is supposed to mean? But Jesse thinks we all need to know and here’s what he says:

“It’s not that I’m not over the break-up, it’s just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again.
“Everyone has had their heart broken but this is just a reminder not to let it happen again.
“I went through a hard break-up. Every tattoo is a memory. I chose to get that tattoo, especially with the heart on the arm, because I choose to wear my heart on my sleeve.
“It fits with my personality. I really couldn’t be happier with the tattoo. It’s the best I have.”

Now they’re supposedly back together but you know my motto. Never trust the media…they take a story and distort it to serve their own agenda…which in my case is a plot to get rich and be mean while doing it.

So this isn’t a way of him having naked pictures of his gf around? Talk about lazy, he can’t even close his eyes to imagine. So to memorize him never going through another relationship like that, he decided that the best way to deal with it was going right back in the relationship?

Fight the fear man, fight the fear!

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Are Jesse and Nadine together, again?

Posted by tigger in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe

Seriously, someone should just put Jesse Metcalfe away. The guys turning into a stalker. He’s so desperate to get ex-girlfriend Girls Aloud Nadine Coyle back that he’d do anything. On one hand, that’s really sweet, on the other, it’s really sad. Or maybe I’m just bitter that I can’t get a boyfriend. But good thing I don’t let it get to me. Crying myself to sleep shows that I don’t let it get to me!

But the two were seen together in Los Angeles on Friday and Jesse is supposedly begging Nadine to come back to him. Give it up dude, begging doesn’t work.

If you love someone, let them go and if they come back to you then they’re yours, if not, they were neve— screw it, that’s all crap.

My head hurts.

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Jesse really wants that girl

Posted by tigger in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe

Jesse

It’s always so so so adorable when a guy finds a girl that he really cares about and he won’t let her go without a fight. Dammit, I hate guys like that, it reminds me of my own really-caring-guy-friend lacking life. Seriously, it’s so bad, even my ex-online boyfriend stood me up. Could things get any worse?

Anyways, the adorable guy I’m talking about here is actor Jesse Metcalfe, who’s been miserable and low since ex-girlfriend Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle dumped him for supposed infidelity.

Jesse says:

“I have to persuade Nadine that I didn’t cheat on her. I was always faithful and I never cheated. Those girls that I was photographed with meant nothing to me. I would never betray Nadine.

“I still love her and it is my dream we get back together soon.”

“I’m only here for a week, but I don’t think Nadine will see me right now. It’s sad. I have given up drinking. I have been 100 per cent sober for three-and-a-half months now.”

Awww, this is the part where everyone goes “Awww”. Go “Awww”, i said Go!

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Jesse gets dumped…single women, celebrate!

Posted by tigger in Girls Aloud, Jesse Metcalfe

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Apparently, Girls Aloud singer, Nadine Coyle has dumped boyfriend Jesse Metcalfe (of Desperate Housewives fame) because she saw him cuddling up to a mystery woman.

“I`m not the kind of girl to put up with nonsense like that. I`ll meet the right person when the time is right. I`m disappointed but what can you do?”

That’s so brave of you Nadine. I’m glad you could face up to the fact that I stole your man. It was nothing personal, he’s just too hot. When I’m done with him, you can have him back. No hard feelings, right?

I’m so going to hell.

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Even Celeb’s drinks get spiked

Posted by tigger in Girls Aloud

Kimberley Walsh

Girls Aloud singer Kimberley Walsh (the least prittiest from the bunch, or the most ugliest, depending on your point of view) collapsed in a London nightclub afetr her drink was spiked with the date-rape drug, according to bandmate Sarah Harding.

Last month she was seen leaving the nightclub in the arms of hr boyfriend Justin Scott. But everyone says that she had not overindulged, but had been drugged by her spiked drink.

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