SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Former tennis ace player, Anna Kournikova, refuses to marry Latin crooner Enrique Iglesias despite his frequent proposals. So says the (son of) great man himself. Iglesias Jr., who has been involved with Anna K since... well... ages... says,

"I always try, but she pays me no attention."

Wow. It must suck to keep proposing to someone and for them to completely ignore you. I mean... I can see it now. Enrique: Anna, will you marry me? Anna K: Have you seen the can opener? Or... Enrique: Anna, I've loved you since the day we met. Will you marry me? Anna K: Have you seen the can opener? Or: Enrique: Anna... No! How could you?! I wanted you to marry me! Will you? Anna K: (groaning)... Have you seen the can opener? I can make something for you before my boyfriend gets back. ... You can interpret the groan to mean anything. I'm sick :D. Enrique needs to take lady tips from this guy. He's been married 3 times already. And pissed off half of Asia.

We all know Enrique Iglesias is gay and using Anna Kournikova as a beard isn't fooling anyone! The singer basically admitted it himself when he said that he isn't going to marry Anna, his girlfriend (and by girlfriend, I mean gal pal, they give each other tips for how best to pluck their eyebrows). They have been together for 5 years (and that's A LOT of beauty tips) but Enrique doesn't see a future for them.

"I'm quite a loner. I still see myself ending my days on a Florida beach, surfing and fishing alone."

I'm sure Anna appreciates your fantasies Enrique, but did you mention the part where you have a burly boyfriend waiting for you at home when you get back from fishing?

Enrigue Iglasias thinks girlfriend Anna Kournikova may be a bit jealous and doesn't like him hanging out with his friends. Enrique, on the other hand, thinks the life of his gay friends is great and he should also be set loose to explore.

"My stylist is gay and lives in L.A. and when he came to Miami, he went out. And I asked, 'Your boyfriend doesn't care?' And he said, 'We have an understanding if I'm out of the city.' "When I saw George Michael, he said the same thing... I'm going to have to have a talk with my girl!"

Whatever Enrique, you're associating yourself with a gay stylist and George Michael, who sleeps with any bum he finds lying around...so excuse me if I think that argument won't work with Anna.

Dammit Enrique, make up your bloody mind and stop screwing up my blog! That small-equipped fool has now said that his comments about breaking up with Anna Kournikova were just a joke.

"It is the first serious relationship I've had in my life."

And it will probably be his last, the way he acts. Well, I guess you could have said this was his attempt at a publicity stunt, except he isn't famous enough. You're no Paris Hilton, Enrique! -roll eyes-

Haha, isn't it funny that I write about Enrique Iglesias's small equipment and soon I hear that him and long-time girlfriend Anna Kournikova have broken up. It's like I'm psychic...Ok, so I didn't they they were going to break up, but I thought it. Let's see you disprove that! Guess all that psychy stuff is coming from the fact I'm studying way too much psychology!!! Anyways, those two broke up for the usual reason. Anna wanted babies and Enrique couldn't make any. Yeah, you know I'm right Enrique! Don't try and bull us with the crap that you weren't ready for fatherhood. What Crap! But the couple had been dating since 2002...so that's...um, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2007...wait, crap, I missed one. 2002, 2003, 2004...ah, screw it, they've been dating for 25 years. Yeah, mental maths, who would have thought I was so smart?

"We've split. I'm single now and it's OK. I don't mind being single,"

That's what he had to say, before grabbing his crotch to protect himself from my X-Ray glasses. I got you right where I want you Punk, don't run from me!

Enrique has a little bell, it just didn't match up Enrique liked to humiliate himself maybe he should use a cup. Jeez, my rhyming sucks...Read this to know exactly what I'm talking about, don't really wanna write about it here. But for your info, I don't see why this is a big shock...this was in the news years ago!