SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Duane "The Dog" Chapman gave his first interview since his racist outburst, and explained himself. And by explained, I mean, made a total ass of himself (Bigger than he already is, anyway). He said he shared a "special connection" with the black people and he was "black himself"

"In other words, my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, 'I kind of know what you feel like, because I've been there, too,' that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word." "I now learned I'm not black at all, and I never did it out of hate," Chapman continued. "This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, 'Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.' And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me. "So, I went too far with that."

It's amazing how people realize their "special bonds" in times of crisis. In his case his show got canceled, and he's lost all his credibility. Bravo Mr. Chapman! I'm sure all black people will forgive you now! How can they not? Your only crime was not looking in a mirror for, what? 45? 50 years?

Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the bounty hunter, was caught using the n word (You know... that n word) in a conversation with his son, in reference to his sons girlfriend. A delightful excerpt follows,

"I'm not taking a chance...not because she's black but because we use the word n---er sometimes here. I'm not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some drunken n---er heard us say n---er and turned us into the Enquirer magazine...I'm not taking that chance at all never in life. Never..."

... Douche. Seriously. Racism sucks man. I mean judging people by the colour of their skin, and not by the depth of their souls or the size of their boobs!? Pfft! Madness man! Madness I say!