SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Actually she didn't say that... But don't you think that's exactly what she'd say if you asked her? To maintain her cool "punk rock" image y'know. She's like a pretty Gene Simmons, if Gene Simmons were a douchebag... Which he probably is. I really don't follow bands that were when my dad was trying to get rid of me... *ahem*... by himself... If you know what I mean. You know... Before I was born...* Anyway. Avril Lavigne has denied rumours that she is pregnant despite the fact that she was out baby shopping with her husband fellow faux "rock" star, Deryck Whibley. Despite her assertations Avril made a point to cover her belly as she left the store. ... So she's pregnant? Because she was shopping in a baby store? Whatever. I don't even think Avril can have babies... I mean... surely she tore out her ovaries in a drug fuelled rage... what with her being a "rock star" and all... No? Well than I'd guess Mr. and Mrs. Whibley are into some really weird shit that involves diapers and dummies... God that's a disgusting thought (Because of Mr. Whibley... I have to admit I'm strangely partial to Mrs. Whibley). *Pssst... I mean... wanking