"It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. "There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife." Miss Moore's comments are particularly unexpected given her own somewhat bullish attitude to holding back the years. After a string of flops in the 1990s, she took a career break, then returned to the screen in 2003's Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, emerging from the sea in a skimpy bikini which showed off the results of a cosmetic surgery spending spree. As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a £5,000 procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees. She also employed an army of advisers - including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.Demi... I think Hollywood knows exactly what to do with you, i.e. To let you get on with married life. Why can't she just go and do what normal Hollywood mums do? You know... Smoke cigarettes, Do drugs, Party all night... Maybe look at your kids from time to time... Why does she insist on drawing attention to herself? Why can't she just let the good times roll and age gracefully (Read: Become a fat blob that dies of a kidney infection)
Rupert Grint dating a 23-year-old
Author: tigger // Category: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Mel Gibson, Rupert Grint
Why does Harry Potter keep popping up in the news? Why is it haunting me? Why do I keep writing about the cast? Nevermind, I won't even try to answer that.
Rubert Grint, the 18-year-old who plays Ron Weasley is reportedly dating Kate Lewis who fronts rock group Bonnie & Clyde, and apparently, it was their love of music that brought them together it NME Awards earlier this month.
A source reports that they're happy together, so good for them I guess. Though the idea of a younger guy dating an older girl kinda grosses me out. It's not like it's a few months, but atleast its not a mummy-son difference like Demi and Ashton have.
But when you think about it, girls are supposed to mature faster than guys, correct? And guys are supposed to be immature until about the age of 30, right? So Rupert and Kate are basically a 15 year old and a 30 year old in a relationship...gross! If my theory doesn't make any sense to you, than tough, it doesn't make much sense to me either. I just put it in because it's my blog...to paraphrase Mel Gibson "Write your own blog!" (except he said "Make your own movie", but that's about the same thing.)
Demi wants babies, Lindsay drives like a baby, Angelina acts like a baby
Author: tigger // Category: Angelina Jolie, Ashton Kutcher, Brad Pitt, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan
In Celebrity news today…
Everyone’s favourite Royal Harry (wait, does anyone even have a favourite royal? I think I’ll put a poll up for it and get back to you) is in Namibia with his South African girlfriend Chelsy…erm, ya and that’s it. No drunkenness, No sex (from what we see anyways) and no Nazi costumes.
Lindsay Lohan crashes her car…again. What’s this? Does this girl have a death wish? Chick, if you wanna die, just slash your wrists! Incidentally, this is her fourth accident in 18 months…you go girl!
Ok, Demi Moore is delusional…she wants more kids…with Ashton! OMG, this is just sad. Demi says having a 28-year old toy boy for a husband is her idea of happiness. While I’ll agree and say having a cute husband is great, how does she wake up every morning knowing that he will always be hotter and younger than her, no matter how much nip-and-tuck she has? That’s my idea of depression…oh well, hold onto him for as long as you can Demi.
While I think Angelina is kewl…you know, by helping out orphans and all that shit…seriously, can’t she give Jennifer Aniston a break? Jenny invited her former in-laws over for Thanksgiving dinner (who had arrived to meet Brad and Ange, but didn’t know they were in India and thus, didn’t have a place to go). Now come on, that was sweet of Jennifer…Angelina, you got your man, now shut up! And go adopt another orphan while you’re doing it!
Blah, blah, blah. I know there’s other celeb news out there, but you can’t expect me to tell you all! I’ve only got 2 hands! If you have something ultra-juicy that you wanna tell me…email me: celebnews@soggycornflakes.com


