Manchester United winger, Christiano Ronaldo, seems to be recuperating well from his injury and as if to prove the point he allegedly boinked five hookers last week. The girls who work for an upmarket Leeds-based agency, partied with Ronaldo and two of his team mates at his luxury 3 million Pound Cheshire home.
One of the girls, Tyrese Cunningham, was impressed by Ronaldo's sofa saying,
'It was huge. I couldn't believe I was there, I felt like a WAG!'... but not as impressed with the players...
'They made me feel cheap, They didn't care about our feelings. These men had no manners.'How shocking! I mean... when men hire hookers they usually do it so that they can serenade them with their harps and feed them little grapes on soft-as-cloud mattresses... Poor show Mr. Ronaldo! (Did you notice the rhyme? It went "o") But seriously... What a loser! Even I don't pay for sex! ... That's why I'm a virgin.