According to the Hollywood reporter, Chris Pine, the star of cinematic masterpieces like The Princess Diaries II and Just my Luck is set to take up the role of Captain Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek to be directed by JJ Abrams.
The Hollywood reporter... ummm... reports,
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Yeah. You Star Trek fans are geeks. (But seriously how could they ruin the ravaging masculinity of Captain Kirk with Chris Pine? Sure he has bushy eyebrows, but is that all that Captain Kirk meant to us you? Bushy eyebrows? I think not me friends.)
Over sandwiches at Barney's Greengrass and over beer at Barney's Beanery, the talk is about Chris Pine, who might be the hottest new actor in town. He is in discussions to star as Captain Kirk in Paramount's "Star Trek" and in negotiations to star opposite George Clooney in Joe Carnahan's adaptation of the James Ellroy crime novel "White Jazz."That sucks! How dare they ruin the masculinity of Captain Kirk by introducing the guy that "stars" (Used in the loosest possible sense) in flop romantic comedies with Lindsay Lohan... I mean... I don't care... because... ummm... I don't watch Star Trek... Because... I'm too busy... watching... ummm...