SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Charlie Sheen is now a married man...again. On Friday, 30th May, Charlie married girlfriend of almost two years Brooke Mueller in a quiet and small ceremony. <br>

"Brooke really wanted to walk down the aisle in a big way, but Charlie insisted they keep it simple and small,"

  After a messy divorce with Denise Richards, I'm surprised Charlie was ready to walk down the aisle so quickly, but apparently, he fell in love with Brooke on first sight, <br>

"I sensed our connection straight away, but I didn't want to jump the gun and put her in a position of any kind of pressure. "It was about three days after we met that I mentioned it. We fell in love very fast," 

How sweet. Anyone wanna bet on how long it lasts? I say a year, max.

Charlie Sheen, former husband of Denise Richards, is currently embroiled in a bitter divorce battle with his ex. Last week Denise Richards filed documents against Sheen, so obviously Page Six printed them. An email alleged to be sent by Sheen reads,

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig." "You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved." "go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser."

According to wwtdd.com Denise Richards mum is bald because she's undergoing chemotherapy. So I think we all know what this tells us. Charlie Sheen is quite possibly the most charming man. EVER. A mix of a knight and a noble lord if you will. I'm surprised they haven't made a movie of his chivalry, but I suppose it's probably due to the big Hollywood studio's citing it as too "unrealistic".

Denise Richards are quite upset at the behaviour of ex-husband Charlie Sheen. She insists that the actor is going out of his way to be spiteful to her and make problems in the custody of their kids. Charlie wants to spend more time with his two daughters and so has taken legal action to ensure that the time he spends with them doesn’t have to be supervised. Denise doesn’t like the thought of change though and says:

"This is disgusting. He is doing this now because he's not happy with me and the custody arrangement. My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that's not my fault."

Firstly Denise, only change alone is unchanging. A very wise pot-head said that to me. I’m not sure if he was high at the time. Secondly, what does your mum’s cancer have to do with Charlie being allowed to have more visitation rights? You ain’t making any sense woman!

Actor Charlie Sheen is engaged to be married for the fourth time, and ex-wife Denise Richards even wished him well. He's getting married to aspiring actress Brooke Mueller, who he met a year ago.

Sheen, 41, and Mueller, 29, met last year at a party at the home of director Brett Ratner, and Sheen proposed on a recent trip to Costa Rica where he gave Mueller an 11-carat, natural yellow diamond ring

And yeah, that's your scandalous crap for today. Sorry for the lack of proper updating...not to worry though, I'm in therapy and well on my way to beating internet addiction.