Charles and Camilla are becoming Grandparents!

Author: tigger  //  Category: Camilla Parker Bowles, Charles
Charles and camilla How very exciting for them! It’s abut time someone called those two old farts granny and gramps. Well, technically, only Camilla and her ex-husband are becoming grandparents, Charles will be a Step-Grandpa.
According to a friend of the Duchess: "Camilla has been secretly hoping for a while that one of her children would be giving her a grandchild. She was desperate for both Laura and Tom to get married so that they could get on with producing some offspring. She adores Sara and is delighted that she is the first to give her a grandchild." "Camilla has had a difficult few weeks with her own operation and this has lifted her spirits entirely." Says Tom: "Mummy is absolutely over the moon at the prospect of becoming a grandmother." The baby will be the first grandchild for Camilla and her ex-husband, Andrew Parker Bowles.
I wish I could write more, but this is just too flippin’ boring. I think I’ll go kick the dog, its old and stupid, quite similar to the Prince and the Duchess.


Let’s be granny

Author: tigger  //  Category: Charles, The Queen
Today’s theme is Royal-family-type-news-thingies, so I thought I’d tell you the latest scandal to hit the palace. Princes William and Harry were caught dressing up in their granny’s clothes. Ok, I’m just joking, but they did decide to impersonate dear ol’ gran on the voicemail of her new mobile phone. Their message was: “Hey, Wassup! This is Liz. Sorry I’m away from the throne. For hotline to Philip, press 1, for Charles, press 2, for the corgis, press 3.” Apparently, everone found this hilarious. It’s disgraceful! What happened to the good old days of “We are not amused”?