03
Apr
Author: Thesman // Category:
Beyonce Knowles,
Jay-Z
Unless they get marriage licenses for the fun of it. People collect weirder things, you know.
So it looks like Beyonce Knowles and Shawn Corey Carter will be tying the knot. What? You don't think the priest is going to call him Jay-Z during the ceremony, do you?
These reports emerge after Jay-Z and Beyonce were in Scarsdale Village and dropped into a marriage registry office to pick up a little marriage license, available for $40. So lifelong happiness/screwedness comes so cheap?
Last week it was reported that Jay-Z met with his sister to discuss the best way to pop the question to Beyonce and
twist his future father-in-law's arm persuade his future father-in-law to let him marry Beyonce.
So, do you think this marriage will last?
10
Sep
Author: tigger // Category:
Beyonce Knowles,
Jay-Z
At the opening of his new club, the hiphop mogul was asked if he was going to marry Beyonce Knowles and he replied by saying that it would be happening one day soon and let's leave it at that.
I agree with him. I just have to tell you about his new Las Vegas club though. It has floors made of 24-karat gold and platinum, 85 plasma TVs and five VIP rooms. How tacky. Does that mean I can scrape gold off the floor?
It's called class people!
25
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
Beyonce Knowles
During Beyonce's concert yesterday, it seems she had a bit of a slip up... umm... literally... all over her face down the stairs type.
While "dancing" down a flight of stair she stumbled over her trench coat and rolled down 12 stairs... then she got up and carried on "dancing".
At the end of the show, she asked her fans to not post any videos of the incident on youtube. So obviously it showed up about an hour later. Although it seems that daddy wants the video taken down... or I would've posted it.
She deserves it for wearing a trench coat. Trench coats are only good for looking like Neo and for flashing.
04
Jun
Author: tigger // Category:
Beyonce Knowles,
Jay-Z
After years of dating and being the most boring celebrity couple EVER, Beyonce Knowles and ex-rapper Jay-Z are tying the knot and will be the most boring married couple ever.
Jay-Z popped the question recently (without a ring) and Beyonce said yes (without a ring). How can you get engaged without a ring??? They're breaking the code! Though Jay0Z did say that he's gonna buy her the biggest ring that her finger can hold. That's classy, seriously. It's like when I walked around with a neon sign saying "Cutest gal ever! and by ever, I mean EVER!". It wasn't a really big sign, but just to make sure everyone got it, I got a plane to write it in the sky...in hot pink smoke!
And here's Beyonce's boring quote:
"I want to get married and really want a family - in a perfect world I'd have two boys and a girl...You know someone loves you by the way he treats you and respects you. Me and Jay respect each other."
I like Beyonce, but she must stop being so boring!
