SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Stick insect and... ummm... actress? (Does anyone have any idea what she actually does?), Bai Ling, is sniveling to the press following her arrest for stealing a $16 pack of batteries. She says that she had a "huge problem" after breaking up with her boyfriend just before Valentine's day. She also wrote on her personal blog,

"Here I am in Albuquerque with my heart feeling sad, and my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes," "Life happens to you either you liked it or not, sometimes I feel you have to be so brave to stand in front of the World, and just hope that people will have a tender heart toward you."

It must be great to be a celeb, if anything bad happens in your life you just start stealing/ smoking/ drinking/ raping/ pillaging... and I think I've got them all. Aah! The beauty of life tends to astound even the most cynical of observers (aka me!). Like mountains and valleys we tremble through pathways hoping to find flecks of gold instead of petrified horse droppings... HA! See, Bai Ling? I can also write crap! And everyone on this site still hates me despite (because of?) all the crap I wrote! I hope they take your ass to jail! You sit in jail big long time! (Freaking hell... I'm racist! But only in my posts... sometimes... I didn't mean that Chinese readers!!! Come back!!!)

Following in the foot steps of another woman desperate for attention (Bai Ling), Britney Spears is reported to have stolen a $100 top from a store in Los Angeles. She was seen wearing a leopard print top when she entered the store, but came out wearing an unpaid for black top. A shopper says,

"Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people, the staff were just staring at each other, then said 'I think she's taken a top'. There was chaos outside with fans and police."

Britney's entourage however insisted that Britney had barely forgotten to pay for her item. ... If you own a shop and let Britney Spears inside than that's the bare minimum of punishment you deserve. He's just lucky that Britney Spears didn't take off all her clothes and start rubbing up against all the oversize jeans grunting, "Take me back, Kevin baby! Take me back!", before falling pathetically to the floor in deep sobs. Wow, that guy got really lucky!