And by win, I mean “buy”. I think win sounded better in the title. Creative license if you will.

Scarlett Johansson has offerred herself up for an evening of rack-staring pleasure in a bid to raise money for charity.

According to eBay,

Bid on two tickets to be Scarlett’s guest to the He’s Just Not That Into You premiere and meet her, plus win signed DVDs along and a personal note! Red carpet items from fellow Oxfam Ambassadors Helen Mirren and Felicity Huffman will also be up for auction.

Being an intrepid journalist (read: Failed tabloid hack), I went to Wikipedia and found out that Oxfam is a charity that is devoted to finding “lasting solutions to poverty and injustice”. Sweet.

Still though, I’m a bit disappointed. I thought that if you’d pay good money to meet with Scarlett Johansson, you’d at least get to go to some swanky restaurant instead of a stupid premiere for some Jennifer Aniston movie. I guess I’ll just cancel the plan to sell my parents.

UPDATE: You only get a meet and greet with Johansson. According to Oxfam it is expected to be to be “a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.”. Boo!!!

Anyone who buys this is stupid. Just give your money to Oxfam directly to be nice. Than you won’t have to drag yourself to New York or Los Angeles to see Scarlett Johansson for five minutes.