SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Like mistress, like dog. Ho Ho Ho, and that ain't a Christmas cheer.

You know, I think I've hit a new low as a celebrity blogger, having to write about Paris Hilton's dog and the fact that it's dating Joel Madden's dog. Dog's don't freakin' date! They're more the wham-bam-thank you ma'am kind of animals. Except they won't even say thank you.

Paris has been dating Benji Madden of Good Charlotte fame for a few months now and her good friend (again) Nicole Richie is engaged to Benji's brother Joel, the owner of the aforementioned dog. Recently, Benji left a post on their band website, after a family party at the Hilton's,

"There were lots of babies around and everyone brought their dogs and they were all dressed up. "We just found out that Eazy, Joel's dog, and Tinkerbell are now seeing each other. She seems happy, we wish them the best..."

Kill me! Please, kill me, before I continue writing about this...ugh, whatever it is, you can't even call it a story.

Oh well, I'll stop here. Hope you like the new look SoggyCornflakes and I'll be back tomorrow with more posts. Finally, this website will start getting regular posting again, though I apologise already if you don't find me as funny as TheSman. He's kinda given up on here, except the occasional post or two every week. Have a good day!