And it’s not Britney this time! Mama Spears must be so proud!

17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears who starred with her big sis in the comedy that was Crossroads (I know it wasn’t… but the acting was comedic. Yes. I watched it.) is set to marry her 19 year old fiance and baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge, at her Mississippi home this fall. (Sounds like a terrible movie… this fall… You thought you had seen it once… than again… and now for a third time… a Spears get’s married… coming to you this fall! Parental discretion is advised)

A friend of the 17-year-old said:

“She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married in some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverley Hills. “Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”

I’m all for providing kids with a stable home life… but… seriously… what’s wrong with these people?

She’s frickin’ 17! The fact that she had sex with (and subsequently got knocked up by) some unemployed skater-boy proves that this kid is not ready to get married (Never mind looking after a kid)

… I’ve seen more sense coming from chimps… They eat their babies sometimes, y’know. And they clap when you give them jelly beans! They’re awesome.

I don’t know why I’m comparing Jamie Lynn with a chimp. The chimp is clearly the superior of the two.