SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Britney Spears, the woman that represents why some people should be forced to have their tubes tied/cut (Depends whether you have a... y'know... or a... y'know), is supposedly pregnant. Again. This time with photographer boyfriend/husband (Depends which source you believe) Adnan Ghalib's spawn. Adnan is reportedly telling anyone who'll listen that he slept with Britney Spears without a condom, going against my advice that he should kill himself. According to Star:

And what do you know! The fallen pop princess' belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex. "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life," one friend of Adnan's tells Star.

Is Britney stupid? Ok... I know she's stupid... but this level of stupidity astounds me. Every single person in the world could see that this guy only wanted her money, and yet she still got knocked up by him?! The guy just looks evil! Like one of those weird Arab terrorist types that they show in those Harrison Ford movies. With that bum fluff under his chin and too much hair gel. And I'm not racist. It's Mr. Ghalibs own fault, he's made himself into a stereotype. Like how I force fed myself every day for the last 6 months while watching porn incessantly so that I could really get that "blogger look". Sure, people will be mean and call you fatty but I just look at them and say, "I'm a blogger.". Maybe that's what he was looking for? When people laugh at the fact that he can't grow a real beard or the fact that he just emptied another box of hair gel on his head, he just looks at them and says, "I'm the smarmy, shady Middle Eastern guy marrying for a green card". Smart.

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