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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, decided that releasing a range of expensive, easily breakable, female... things, wasn't enough. So now they've decided to shove their greedy little hands into the book business. The twins are publishing a coffee table book, Influence, through Penguin Young Readers Group. Us Magazine reports,

It will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation,” Ashley said in a statement. Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello. “Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others,” Mary-Kate said.

Firstly... What's wrong with these two freaks? Why does one speak... and then the other... and then the first one again... and then the other... It's crazy! If any normal people did that they'd be labelled emotionally attached psycho's and told to see a psychologist for... like... forever. Secondly. I'm sure the book will be inspirational. I can't wait to be inspired by the "shoe guru" and "the photographer". One will tell me the exact shoes to wear when I go to the deans office to collect my expulsion letter, while the other can explain to me how to take the shot in the exact angle so that my tears don't show up that much. Screw you Tony Robbins! I have the Olsen Twins! Sure they won't help me make anything of my life, but at least I can look like the prettiest hobo in all the land.

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