The Jonas Brothers are virgins…
Posted on February 25th, 2008 by Thesman under Jonas Brothers
The Jonas Brothers are apparently a popular band that has released two albums and have the dubious honour of opening for Miley Cyrus’ Best of Both Worlds tour… and oh… they’re virgins (At least in their own minds).
Us Magazine reports,
The popular band of brothers wear purity rings as “promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage,” Joe, 18, tells Details magazine in their March issue.
The rings are “just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there,” Nick says.
“I got mine made at Disney World,” Nick, 15 adds. “It’s pretty awesome.”
Oldest brother Kevin, 20, has a ring from Tiffany’s. “It’s pretty rock and roll,” Kevin tells the magazine. “It’s getting banged up a little bit because of the guitar.”
I bet you think I’m gonna make fun of them! Ha!
I respect it man! Sure, I think they’re lying and are probably as “virgin” as Britney Spears was at 17. But if not than Kudos to them.
It’s a tough thing to do with people in the world who can’t handle anyone not sharing their love of fornication with multiple nameless partners.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I would have made fun…but that’s just me…
“It’s pretty rock and roll.” I couldn’t NOT laugh at that.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
AAAH!!! You Heathen!
You will be smitten… I mean smoten… I mean… how do describe being smited?
February 26th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
How would I know? I’m a heathen
February 26th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
A heathen with a book blog though.