Sam Lufti

Hi all! I’m back…unfortunately. I was having such fun just running one blog and pissing off the people there, but TheSman is unavailable (read: rehab and/or seeing a shrink on a regular basis) and I’ll be taking over the blog for a while. Yes, that means more regular posts, more obvious bias, more pictures and less funniness. You have to take the bad with the good.

If you’ve been following the antics of Britney Spears, every time it seems like she can’t sink any lower, you’re proven wrong. So let’s review, shall we?

1. Lost custody of children to back-up dancer ex-husband.
2. Cannot be bothered to stop drinking or getting high long enough to realise what’s going on.
3. Parents insist that she’s going to die (especially since it’s her parents, you know it’s bad).
4. Supposedly in love with boyfriend who is probably selling pictures of them to the highest bidder.
5. The state has to make sure that she actually goes to court…I think, that legal jargon is confusing!

And the latest story is that the troubled ex-popstar (and she gives the word ‘troubled’ a whole new level) has been drugged by manager Sam Lufti to keep her under control. Her conservators (I assume they mean the people who want top protect her…conservator makes you think of an endangered animal…and Britney isn’t even as precious as a White Tiger) have started a criminal investigation against Sam, and the manager (already with a restraining order against him) is nowhere to be found.

If that’s under control…I think he might want to check the expiration dates on those drugs.