David and Victoria Beckham have reportedly renewed their wedding vows due to… ummm… just… because they felt like it.

The Daily Mirror reports,

David planned the entire nuptials without Victoria’s knowledge and surprised Posh with a second proposal. Posh was apparently totally surprised and overjoyed — and even managed to get dressed for another trip down the aisle before the end of the day.

The couple married in front of a small group of friends and later had the phrase “De Integro”, which is Latin for “again from the start” etched above their matching wedding date tattoos on their wrists.

Firstly… let’s laugh at how Victoria Beckham tried to make it look like David did all the arrangements. Yes… A guy that can barely speak his mother tongue arranged a full blown wedding… good one!

Secondly… “De Integro”? What the hell’s wrong with these idiots? Do they think that just because they wrote something that no one understands it makes them classy? Do they think that people look at it and say, “I have no idea what that means… Victoria and Dave must be cultured.”?

No! No it does not! It just makes you a douchebag! A massive enormous douchebag with an ego problem! A collossal douchebag with an ego problem and a stupid sign!

God, the Beckhams are douchebags, aren’t they?