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Star Magazine put together a face that supposedly comprises the “most wanted” feature of celebrities, taken from surveys conducted by two LA Plastic surgeons.

DListed.com reports,

Dude Dbag: Daniel Craig’s eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio’s nose, Matt Damon’s lips, Christian Bale’s jaw and John Stamos’ hair.

Chick Dbag: Katie Holmes’ eyes, Katherine Heigl’s nose, Keira Knightleys cheeks, Jessica Simpson’s hair and Angelina Jolie’s lips.

Needless to say, both these people look…weird. The guy looks like a less idiotic version of Brandon Davis (Of “fire crotch” fame) and the chick looks like Kylie Minogue if she was bought back from the dead.

Also… RACISM!!! Why are there no black people?!