SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Director Eli Roth has vowed to start getting botox treatments after he was rejected by… wait for it… Lindsay Lohan (!!??!!), for being too old. Roth was dining in the Polo Lounge at the Beverley Hills Hotel when Lindsay Lohan and a friend walked past.

He completes the story on his blog,

“I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend ‘too old,’ and kept walking. Now - she’s absolutely correct - but it was still pretty f***ing hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel - where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you’re f***ed! Time to hit the Botox. Now I’m in bed with bronchitis from not getting enough sleep last week. Maybe Lindsay’s right!”

As you can all tell, this story is obviously a complete fabrication. I mean… Lindsay Lohan turning down sex? With a human? Who’s kinda rich? Impossible!

Eli Roth probably wants to get Botox treatment and is just using Lindsay’s name as a scapegoat. I hate it when people make up lies about the defenseless Lindsay Lohan. Especially such blatant ones. As a blogger who aims to be completely honest with his readers most of the time sometimes from time to time, I bet Lindsay Lohan wasn’t even there… She was probably in some 90 year old guys bath room… doing stuff. Gross stuff.

Tags: eli roth, Lindsay Lohan