This is a post I dedicate to the one true love of my life... Paris Hilton... she truly rocks.
Dear Paris.
I love your blue eyes, that are really brown. I love your blond hair which is really... blond... I assume. I love the fact that you can't open one eye properly, mainly due to all the semen you took on it. I hear that when they do that "infra-red-semen-test-thingamajig" on your eye, they find that there is at least a quart of "ghost semen" there. Admirable.
I admire your self confidence... some may misconstrue it as arrogance. But I see it for what it is. Pure self confidence. Which you've earned, through your hard work and devotion. I understand you believe that you put in more work than the average CEO. I believe you, because I think you're the pinnacle of honesty. I hear Archbishop Tutu comes to your house to take honesty lessons. Awesome. I think the only reason, people don't take photo's of Steve Jobs testicles after drunken booze-ups is because no one wants to see his diseased nether regions.
I also admire your charity work, where in you frequently remind the world about people they've forgotten... and how you're in the front line... fighting for them. It was amazing how you visited South Africa and helped the AIDS ridden orphans by holding them Tags: Paris Hilton, paris hilton rocks