SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Paris Hilton has shockingly come out top of a poll conducted to guage the "Most Overexposed Celebrity in America". The poll was conducted by E-Poll Market Research and reported by Forbes. Hilton beat out competition from Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. The always drunk trio pushed the once famous Pamela Anderson into fourth place. Forbes explains the poll, thus (Using Pamela Anderson as an example),

“Without the acting career she hoped would take off. It’s her tabloid presence care of multiple marriages (and divorces) and provocative ways that continues to open doors for her celebrity,”

Did they even need to make a poll for this? You could've just asked me and I would've given you the answer... as would any person who picks up a newspaper tabloid from time to time. Paris Hilton doesn't even have a career. She was once a shit pornstar with a wonky eye, and now she's not even that. Now she's just a weird looking chick with a wonky eye. Note: Yesterday's post was an April Fool's joke! Ha!... anyone? Hello?!!!... I sometimes think these jokes would work better if people were actually reading my blog.