Paris Hilton is beloved…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton's current STD dispensary, Benji Madden of Good Charlotte "fame", has written a song commemorating The Hottie and the Nottie "star" (I love inverted comma's. They look so pretty.). The song is entitled "Shine your light" and Paris Hilton unsurprisingly loves it... I mean... It's a song... about her. Of course this attention whore will like it. They could name an STD after her and she'd love it. Apart from obviously having it. They actually should name an STD after Paris. Than people would say, "Yeah... I banged a whore the other night... and now I have Paris. Yeah... It burns when I pee... and when I eat... and when I walk.". And it would also remind the next generation of what our generation had to go through when Paris Hilton was a "celebrity". Anyway... Paris says about the song,
"He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."
She goes on to say about Benji,
"He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what."
That's sweet. It must suck for him though that his girlfriend sucked off about 4 guys in the time you read this post. ... Why can't their love be real... like this?

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