Yesterday it was reported that Paris was seen with a shaman who proceeded to "bless her" before Paris gave away a necklace to an astonished passer by... It's all a lie! The shaman in question, turns out to be an actor named Maxie Santillan, who has appeared in The Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Says TMZ.com,
Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor. His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris. BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."Sometimes I sit and wonder... Is Paris really and evil genius, that does these seemingly stupid things to make sure she stays in the news? And then thunder flashes behind me as I bend my fingers into the famous "finger pyramid of evil" and sit at my big study table made of oak and sit in quiet contemplation... But then I say... surely no one can be that smart? She's probably so stupid that at times she falls off the edge of stupidity and for a few fleeting seconds she touches uber geniues... and so life is sweet again. ... All this while Paris is scheming away. Like a rat... or something that schemes... like an older sister that gives her younger brother wedgies, maybe?
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