Owen Wilson has apparently gotten tired of having sex with the pretty (yet sadly boobless) Kate Hudson and has moved on t pastures… umm… less green, shall we say. Reports from the set of Wilson’s new movie, Marley and Me, say that he is having a ball of a time with… wait for it… Jennifer Aniston!

Star Reports,

“The hugging didn’t end when the cameras stopped rolling,” one crew member tells Star. “They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly.”

I have a hard time believing this is true. Sure, Kate Hudson’s no supermodel… But she’s still miles ahead of Jennifer Aniston. And didn’t Owen Wilson try and kill himself because Kate Hudson dumped his ass? Perhaps he has a death wish?

…I’m becoming a really good detective of late… Any one else think I should change the sites name to Soggy Sleuths?

… And as I become a better detective the jokes get worse and worse… Sorry readers… I’ll try harder tomorrow…