SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Nicole Richie, Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, has recently increased the population of the worlds idiot’s by one, after giving birth to her and Joel Madden’s demon love child. I know it’s kind of mean for me to pick on a kid, without giving him a chance, but… look at his parents! God didn’t give this kid a chance.

Anyway, Nicole isn’t happy with the one good thing that comes from pregnancy… Massive Jugs!

She says,

“I’m bustier now, and I really don’t like it. It doesn’t really fit with my wardrobe, it’s not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra I really don’t like it,”

“I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren’t slutty on me because there’s nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can’t really wear it because it sends out a different message.”

That’s why no one likes their wife… or their baby’s mommy. Before the guy agreed to be her bitch for life, She would always dress pretty and put on some nice perfume and make up… After the guy gives up his freedom, the only time the woman will put on make up is when she goes out with her own friends… So other guys can make moves on her and make her “feel sexy”.

Oh How I despise commitment.

NOTE: I understand the same can be applied to males… But men are stupid… If they wear fresh underwear every day, they’re doing you a favour. Because I promise you he didn’t used to do it before he committed himself to you.