Natalie Portman wants to feel up Scarlett Johansson…
Author: Thesman // Category: Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson
Following the completion of Natalie Portman’s latest movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, in which she stars with Scarlett Johansson, Portman was filled with praise for her co-stars… umm… anatomy.
Portman told The Sun,
‘Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts, She’s got beautiful ones,’
F*ck off Natalie Portman. Seriously. F*ck off. I know it’s supposed to be all hot and stuff when two hot girls start touching each other, but you can’t just jump to the front of the queue just because you played Queen Amidala in those crappy Star Wars prequels.
I’ve been devising a master plan to get my hands on Scarlett’s boobs since I saw Home Alone 3. And she didn’t even have boobs than! And I was 9! My plan involves daring, deception and a masterful escape. I think they might make a movie about it, once it reaches fruition.
I hate people that jump queues.