… The money will go to charity, of course. What did you think I meant? That she was a 15 year old hooker? C’mon people! Get your head out of the toilet.

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has started a new charity, to honor her late grandfather, Ron Cyrus.

The Pappy Cyrus Family Foundation aims to help deprived children across the U.S. by providing improved health care, education and community support.

Miley has decided to kick start the charity by allowing a lucky (*cough* chump *cough*) fan to accompany her to the premiere of her upcoming film Bolt.

Miley is also auctioning off some of her personal effects. The auction is set to start on Tuesday night (tomorrow) and end on the following Tuesday.

This sounds like a great idea! I mean… a 15 year old offering a date (Which is exactly what they offer on escort sites by the way… ummm… I’ve heard… from people… who visit such sites… immoral fiends!) and used undergarments. What could go wrong?

Regardless, I think it’s quite admirable that a 15 year old has started a charity to help the poor. Even though it’s all publicity, it probably won’t matter to the kid that gets health care that he’s part of Miley Cyrus’ heinous scheme to take over the world.