Billy Ray Cyrus was once a respected country singer who sang “Achy Breaky Heart”, before he became his daughter’s bitch on that sh*t Disney show.

When he was still singing country songs and sleeping with groupies left, right and center he managed to impregnate one named Leticia “Tish” Finley (Who he later married). The first child to pop out of her was a kid that she named Destiny Hope. Because she felt that it was destiny that they were together and she hoped that he’d marry her.

That child… Is Miley Cyrus. (Epic Music plays as people in my head applaud me for giving you guys such an interesting fact)

… I always thought Miley Cyrus was a stupid name. Especially when I learned that Miley was basically a bastardisation of Smiley. I mean my name’s not great… but it’s definitely better than Smiley without an S. But Smiley without an S is definitely better than the pornstar name her mum gave her. So… I guess everyone wins.

UPDATE: I thought that this was a really cool interesting fact… Until I looked on Wikipedia and found out that everyone who cares knows about this already. Screw you free encyclopedia’s!