28
Feb
Lindsay Lohan’s sister aspires to be a whore…
Author: Thesman // Category: Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
When you thought that you couldn't handle another celebrity sister pairing after the Spears and the Simpsons, along comes Ali Lohan tugging on her sisters coat tails. Ali Lohan is Lindsay's 14 year old sister and is set to take part in a new reality show brokered for her by (who else?) White Oprah.
Ali tells Teen Vogue,
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."Whoever asked her for her autograph needs to be punched in the face. Really, really hard. Still though, at least we know Ali has a great example to model herself to. She must have been a fan of Tony Robbins with all his "model (copy) someone else and you can achieve the same results they did in one tenth of the time". So... Rehab at 15? I love the Lohan's. They keep me employed. And by employed I mean I blog... and make no money.