Lindsay Lohan is set to start filming for her new film, Indie flick Florence, in which she’s (obviously) required to flash her boobs (I mean… If chicks didn’t flash their boobs in Indie Movies, who’d watch them?). However Lindsay, who’s being paid a meager $75000 for the part, was willing to bare it all for the camera’s. An offer the director respectfully declined… probably because him and the producer have seen it already. Zing! Did you see what I did there? I exposed Hollywood’s seedy underbelly while calling Lindsay Lohan a whore! I’m awesome!

Softpedia reports,

“She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.” Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty,” added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer.

You know… It’s somewhat sad yet strangely amusing to watch Lindsay Lohan’s slow yet inevitable descent to a Hooters waitress. It’s not like Britney, who was so rich, that no matter what she did (or how much she ate) she’d still be able to buy a new McDonald’s everyday.

This was a once promising actress that once received a 7.5 million Dollar paycheck… and proceeded to blow it all away on crack.

That makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.

(Yes, I’m a terrible person. I take pride in watching other people fall down to my level. Don’t you have a self help book to read?)