SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Did you notice that every other blog was updating over the Easter weekend? What a bunch of heathens! Can't they take some time out to appreciate the fact that Jesus died this weekend? Like I did? Admittedly it would probably be much more believable if I were a Christian... But instead I just look lazy. In my mind however, I look like someone who respects all religions... My next holiday will be Eid. Shweet. Anyway. If anyone missed it, there was a big furore over the last couple of days due to a grainy porn video that allegedly showed Lindsay Lohan doing what she does at auditions. And not acting... If you get my drift. And if you don't get my drift you should probably crawl into a corner and quietly slash your wrists. Or stop reading celebrity gossip. Or read lots of SoggyCornflakes so you can start getting my drift. Whatever. The problem was that the slut in the video wasn't Lindsay Lohan. Just another no name porn star... However the Sun didn't get the memo and released a story in which they say Lindsay Lohan blasted her ex boyfriend Calum Best for releasing the video. The Sun says that Lindsay said to Calum Best,

"I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone," "I should never have f***ing trusted you," "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"

... Great journalism there. Find a false story and extract another false story from it. And then have an innocent blogger blog about said false story about a false story. What's the world coming to? God, I need my Teddy. And my porn collection. Sometimes when the world gets a little too rough, there's nothing better than watching people have sex. In the long run, you probably end up in hell... Where all the porn stars are! High Five! ... God hates me, doesn't he?