Paris Hilton, the “star” of the “movie” (snicker) The Hottie and the Nottie has reportedly not been invited to the upcoming 80th Academy Awards, because of said movie.
Now Magazine claims that the organizers felt that the universally panned movie tarnished the reputation of cinema. This news comes following reports that Hilton had already splashed out on a £2m outfit by Russian designer Kira Plastinina for the event on 24 February.
A source tells the Daily Star,
‘She cried when she was banned, She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she’d be able to network’
Aah! The sweet stench of failure… I know you can’t really smell it on Paris due to the stink of numerous STD’s, but if you take a deep enough whiff (And somehow don’t manage to die due to the sudden attack on your nasal cavity), I think you can get a hint of it right after the herpes smell and just before the hepatitis.
… On second thought, it’s probably a lot better if you don’t smell it.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:02 am
Karma, Paris! You reap what you sew!