Lauren Conrad the “star” of the “reality” show The Hills, was reportedly seen stepping out with her female friends on Valentine’s day for a “Girls Night out” (i.e. A night where woman bitch about how terrible men are and how they don’t need them before tipsily heading home with said sex).

She told Us Magazine,

“I think every single girl dreads Valentine’s Day, [Audrina and I] will probably make it fun.”

Yes, I’m sure Ms. Conrad. Every single girl must dread Valentine’s day.

Especially Naeema the 16 year old Afghan refugee with the pretty eyes. She must sit at home stroking her hair the whole day wondering whether Ahmed will bring her the flowers she so desperately craves or will he dump her to go after the new girl Hadira?

Or maybe… just maybe… Naeema is more worried about whether she’ll be able to get food that day while dodging all the “friendly fire” (The US Government and the Taliban… such a bunch of kidders!)… Nah… She must be worried about Ahmed and his roving eye.