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Kirsten Dunst’s representatives have blasted reports that it was her wild partying ways that led to the breakup of her 3 year relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal in 2005.

Earlier a family source told Us Magazine,

“Jake was turned off by all the partying.”

A representative for Dunst has dismissed the split rumors as

“Downright wrong”

and also added that

“she is not being treated for cocaine or any drug.”

As much as I hate Kirsten Dunst, I have to believe her. It probably wasn’t her hard partying that led to her breakup with Jake Gyllenhall. I’d guess it was her freakish canines (the teeth - not the dogs), her astounding arrogance and the fact that she pushed an already sexually confused Jake Gyllenhaal into full time homosexuality.

(And before you ask… Yes… Yes, I would totally do her… I’m not very picky.)