Hi!
I'm back! Sorry for not updating for the last couple of days weeks months... It's just that... the internet is so different when you're using dialup! I mean... can you imagine having to stay up the whole night to download a 20 minute porno (You can't do it during the day, because everyone's calls are so... yeah sure grandma, I'm sure you're sister in law wants to hear about how you almost busted your hip 30 years ago... I didn't mean that... I'm sorry... Love you granny!). Anyway. I'm back now... So... Yeah...
I know a lot of you former readers will have left for greener chimes (read: Celebrity sites that actually update) but I promise you, I WILL restore Soggycornflakes.com to it's former glory. I WILL get a 100 visitors a day again.
Let's start this new year of SoggyCornflakes off by talking about how delightfully stupid kids are.
After reports that parents were mortgaging their homes in order to get tickets for their darling brats to see a Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrus concert, reports are coming through that Disney has extended the run of Miley Cyrus' 3D concert movie, from an initial one week run to a second week.
imdb.com reports,
Ticket demand has forced Disney bosses to extend the project's big-screen run. The new movie becomes the biggest opener during a Super Bowl weekend and breaks records by topping the box office charts while playing at so few theatres - it opened on Friday in just over 2,000 cinemas, picking up an average of over $42,000 a venue.God... What is it with todays kids and Disney? I mean... When I was a kid, I hated everything that had to do with Disney. Except Toy Story. Toy Story was brilliant. And if any of you disagree you should probably leave your address in the comments... you know... so I can kill you. Or if not me, some other weird internet stalker.