Katie Holmes is apparently buckling under the pressure of being a gay dwarfs wife (Note the disclaimer... You can't sue me Tom! I already said it's probably a lie! Ha! You Homosexual midget!). Holmes is said to be suffering from migraines and dizzy spells.
Star Magazine reports,
When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.'s Joan's on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. "She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door," says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV."You know what this reminds me of? Rosemary's Baby... apart from the obvious awesomeness that was Rosemary's Baby. I'm not saying that Tom Cruise is the devil or that Suri is the Anti-Christ. I'm just saying we should kill them before they take over the world in their reign of evil.
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