Which might make him the only person in the world who genuinely cares about Lindsay Lohan, excluding family. Wait, no, including family.

Johnny Depp feels sorry for the messed up starlet and he and longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis have offered her their private island to get away from the media and such. The island, appropriately called “F*** off Island” is located somewhere in the caribbean. He invited her after meeting her backstage at the recent MTV Movie Awards.

A source reports,

“Johnny realises the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break.”

A break from what? Churning out flop films after another? Partying until all hours? While I think that the gesture was very nice, there are more needy people in the world. Like the Somalians…or the Sudanese…or me. I mean, c’mon, bitter little blogger, doesn’t that bring tears to your eyes?