J.Lo has finally revealed the names of the spawn that crawled out of her… umm… lady parts a couple of days ago. And the names are… (drumroll please)… (hold your breath please)… Max and Emme! Max and Emme? How disappointingly normal…

Still I don’t think I’d mind if I was J.Lo’s kid. Sure, I’d be ugly as sin and be the child of one of the most “up-her-own-ass” celebrities in history. But… y’know… I’d be rich… yeah…

(Fine, I’m 3 days late with the news… Don’t be all smart alecky! I also have other things to do… like… umm… like… eating and stuff)