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Initial reports say that Jennifer Lopez and her freakish looking hubby are demanding 6 million Dollars for the first glimpse of their spawn (So 3 million each?)

HollyScoop.com reports,

Jenny from the block is expected to fetch anywhere from 4-6 million dollars for exclusive rights to the photos, but you know she’s not gonna settle for less than 6. And I bet she isn’t donating a penny of that to charity like Brangelina would.

I hate her. I mean literally. I know people say you can’t hate someone you’ve never met… but I do. I think it shows the depth of my soul… Or how pathetic I am.

I hate her kids too. Any magazine that wants to pay money for her skeletor kids, can be assured that they will no longer have my patronage (Pfft… Don’t look at me like that… I read… Mostly manly stuff… I only look at those magazines for the pictures… Promise!). I’m betting it’s gonna be those pathetic suck ups at People.

*Makes mental note to stop downloading People from torrent sites