Finally!

Jennifer Lopez is reported to have checked into North Shore University Hospital in Long Island, New York as she prepares to give birth to two Skeletor-ian kids. Lopez, has supposedly had the room booked for the last 2 weeks, forcing thousands if not millions of mothers to give birth to their kids in the hallway (I assume).

A source tells Page Six. A patient at the hospital told the site she overheard excited staff members exclaiming,

“J.Lo is here,”

These nurses are bloody stupid… getting all excited because J.Lo showed up.

Not that I wouldn’t be excited. I would. But only because I look forward to punching her in her face really hard. It’s not like her 5′6 hubby can do anything to me, He’s only about 2 inches taller than me!

Sure her bodyguards might get all aggressive but I’ll just say, “What had to be done was done, and there is nothing more that can be done”. And than we’ll all nod sagely as Jennifer Lopez attends to her own broken nose.