In 2005, following the “success” of Newlyweds and Dukes of Hazzard Jessica Simpson did what any self respecting actress whose “career” is about to go in the shitter would do… She made an exercise video for Speedfit!

However seeing that it’s Jessica Simpson the video obviously sucked and therefore she made her one good decison of the last decade… To not release the video.

However it seems Speedfit aren’t prepared to allow Jessica Simpson to have a career and are suing her and Papa Joe for a sum close to $10 000 000.

Page Six reports,

Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million - and since she’s refused to settle, Astilean’s now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, “They are hurting millions of fat people in America.”

I’m sure she is.

I mean… no fat person can lose weight without the blessings of the star of Employee of the Month and Blonde Ambition. How dare she deprive fat Americans from sitting in front of a TV eating Twinkies while watching a short blonde woman with the IQ of a peanut wearing clothes that they’ll never fit in doing exercises that they’ll never attempt all the while consoling themselves that they’re “making progress” by actually watching the tape.

Seriously, how dare she?